Monthly Archives: March 2024

Ozzie Albies should be “The Face” of Baseball

Imagine for a moment that you have 25 children. You love all of them equally, right? Yet if we’re honest, some of them may be easier to raise. You know,… Read more »

Looking for a Duck Cleaner

With the help of readers, I collect misspellings, misinterpretations and other mishaps. As you’ll see at the end of this column, I even published an entire book of them! Here… Read more »

The Healing Power of Music

  A musician friend of mine is in a physical rehab center recovering from hip surgery. He fell a few weeks after losing his wife of 60 years. She had… Read more »

Let’s Get Physical

Both leading presidential candidates recently underwent physical examinations. These were immediately followed by gushing press releases, assuring us that these two codgers are in peak form, seemingly ready to compete… Read more »