Category Archives: general

“I Was Taken Out of Context”

In this era of propaganda outlets masquerading as news channels, government spokespeople spouting alternative facts, and politicians passing off their party’s daily talking points as original thoughts, it’s no wonder… Read more »

Meet Your New Braves Manager

Dear Atlanta Braves: Following the retirement of Braves manager Brian Snitker, I am humbly offering my services to succeed him. Attached is my formal application. NAME: David Carroll AGE: Younger… Read more »

How Am I Doing?

I am tired of being asked to fill out a survey every time I spend a little money, even for a Snickers bar. Well, it hasn’t gotten that bad, but… Read more »

I’m Slow Getting Up

As I write this, I’m recovering from my first fall football weekend of 2025. With the Atlanta Braves nestled near the cellar of the National League East, my weekends are… Read more »

Give Video Night a Try

My wife and I started an enjoyable bi-weekly activity 18 months ago, and you might like it too. We call it “Video Night,” and every other Sunday we take a… Read more »

A Case of Mistaken Identity

Sometimes, when I’m out in public, a person will say, “Hey, you’re that weatherman, right?” (I’m not.) Or, “Do you still own that restaurant?” (Never did.) Or they will say,… Read more »

Just Rub Some Dirt On It

I don’t have a strong pain threshold. I’m not saying I’m soft, but I’m convinced a paper cut is one of the most painful things God created. Sure, women tell… Read more »

Straighten up and fly right

Let’s explore the origin of some common sayings. After writing two columns about sayings like, “Until the cows come home” and “Straight from the horse’s mouth,” many readers suggested a… Read more »